Hi, everyone. More venting:
10. Buy a ticket, but don’t show up.
9. Boo The Traitor, Wade and Bosh every time they touch the ball. Don’t just boo The Traitor. They were all in on it.
8. Wear a Miami #6 replica that says “Wade’s Bitch” where The LBJerkoff’s name would be.
7. Sit with your back to the floor whenever The Traitor is at the free throw line.
6. Do the wave for the entire game: but when you stand up, you say “LeBron sucks,” or something similar, instead of the usual cheer.
5. Wear a Dan Gilbert mask.
4. Bring a sign that says: “Your real fans are Mo Williams fans now.” (Or insert your favorite real Cavalier.)
3. When The Traitor is at the free throw line, instead of “MVP,” yell “POS.”
2. Go as a couple: male wearing a Delonte West mask; female wearing a Gloria James mask.
And the number one thing to do when Miami comes to the Q:
1. Cheer for the Cavs like it’s Game Seven of the NBA Championship.
Also, someone had the idea for a great t-shirt: Picture of Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold and LeDickface. Caption: The Big Three.
Some ideas I have seen or heard about for the Witness sign on the building across from the Q:
1. Change witness to "Witless."
2. Change witness to "Winless."
3. Make a completely new sign with a noose around LeBum's neck. (I know: that would be accused of being racist. But we all know that it isn't. It's about LeBron.)
4. Best one: replace it with a picture of Josh Cribbs with the caption "True to my word."
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My favorite is chanting "POS" when LeTraitor is at the free throw line.
Not a fan of buying a ticket and not showing up. I get the idea, but in the end it would hurt the Cavs (who would lose out on concessions plus the team itself would not have their fan base).
I think and hope the stadium is more packed than ever when LeBron comes to town, and I hope the three stooges get torn apart by the fans at the game.
In other news, even though Wade was sneaky and stole our player from us, he really was the epitome of loyal to his own team....think about it: not only did he stay with his team, but he actively went out and recruited for the cHeat. Miami fans should love him even more. If Miami even had (real) fans. Which they don't.
Here's the great thing about Cleveland fans: they are amazing in their loyalty. When they have a winning side, they back their team with resilience. When they are wronged by a player/franchise/etc., they hate harder than any other fan base on the planet.
Cleveland fans, let us unite in our hate!
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