Reagan taking it to Bronwyn

Bronwyn has no chance against the mighty Reagan. While this is not being done with a soccer ball, it is still an athletic event worthy of note. Bronwyn, in the style of a schoolgirl midfielder, has no clue what to do with me as I exhibit flair and panache, racing about the yard. Bronwyn attacks in hack mode, trying to physically dominate a superior athlete. She turns one way, then the next, making feeble attempts to catch up to me, but, like Bayern Munich midfielders against the mighty Inter, simply could not cope. The only thing she is capable of once she catches me is cynical hacking. For this, she should see red.